Take That McRib And Shove It: Pop Star Or Fast Food Menu Item Quiz

"I'll take harbingers of the apocalypse for a thousand please, Alex": The return of both the McRib sandwich and Take That

This week has been quite eventful in the world of shitty fast food and shitty pop music. McDonald’s announced that they were bringing back the McRib sandwich and douchetastic former boy band Take That announced that they were bringing their washed-up, middle-aged selves back. If you saw the video of their cover version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” which I included in last Wednesday’s post, this information can only serve to sicken you as much as ingesting one of Mcdonald’s congealed pork presto-patties would.

In response to these two resurrections of shit, or shitsurrections, if you will, I have prepared a little quiz for you. Each question will be made up of a short quote and you will have to determine whether the statement was taken from the article about the McRib or the one about the Take That reunion. So put your thinking cap on and prepare to click on your answer choice. If you are right you’ll know it and if you’re wrong you’ll get to watch a salsa-dancing dog.

1) “I’m going to eat as many as I can until I throw up.”

A) McRib

B) Take That

2) ”It’s delicious and nutritious. I’d let you have some but there’s not really enough.”

A) McRib

B) Take That

3) “It was proper puking rainbows stuff.”

A) McRib

B) Take That

4) ”I was hoping that if we got enough support, Mcdonald’s/Take That would grant us our wish.”

A) McRib

B) Take That

5) “The McRib/Take That has also been referred to by naysayers as a ‘sacrilege against the real barbecue/music deities.’”

A) McRib

B) Take That